The World's Coolest Pet....I see tolerance......I saw the universality of God’s creation and I saw economic opportunity .......I see teachers screaming...
......I saw the ultimate cool...the baddest... coolest.......the hottest dude/chick is the owner of the horseshoe crab...The World’s Coolest Pet.
No more bullies...no more introvert to bore you...no more extrovert to make you feel more insecure.....No more busybody......you are left on your own device ..
AND best of all...you do not have to bathe it...walk it...pamper it with affection....just pack it in the bag and bring to school. [DO NOT FORGET TO DOCK THE TAIL LIKE A DOBERMAN]
.........put it in your teacher’s desk...the possibility is only limited by one’s creativity...
...and by one’s evilness (sic).
Perhaps you could teach it tricks..... to ‘sit’ on command.......scratch on command
....(I don’t know)...maybe to show off its legs........again the possibility is endless when you figure out where in the world is its eyes...its ears.....its tongue!!!
I saw “Goldmine”.......hatching Horseshoe...selling it as pets to the world.....it is going to be the hottest thing since I-POD....and we will see the next John Door.....the Bill Gates of the Pet’s World...... ....any takers!!
The toughest part for me was to give the pet horseshoe a NAME......I have tried....Lucky
.....Steady....Bo...Boss...Goodluck...Duke...Rose....Captain...Lassie......and countless other permutations and all the known names including ROBERT... and until all the creative juices milked out...squeezed dry that I finally found a perfect name.... “Wall-yeeee” .
See my “Wall-yeeee” >>>> [link]
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Where do you keep it by the way?
Or is it not really your pet? Iam a bit puzzled.
Horseshoe crabs are one of the most ancient beeings on the planet and even when they look as if nothing can bug them, they are very sensitive with the right watertemperature and saltconcentration..not to forget the freshness of it.
Think about it...these creatures have lived on earth before dinosaurs have been there..and they still exist
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So happy to hear from you....and how the rice wine doing.
..the below message is a Standard reply because I do not have the energy to talk..see you later..Gwen
...as if it is not bad enough..........We have to start Monday with SWINE FLU
....THANKX for the support...............I go EAT FIRST...................no mood to talk.
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I have been pretty..well..busy...stressed, head upside down
And the thing with the swine flu...pretty bad but not bad enough
People still cover up the symptoms and do not dig for the roots of the problem
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Gone insane....be back soon.
Only 4 more years until I can go to Rocky Horror Picture Show!
....THANKX for the support...............I go EAT FIRST...................no mood to talk.
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The horseshoe crab are magnificent creautures.......
Im jealous now!!
....THANKX for the support...............I go EAT FIRST...................no mood to talk.
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What in the world is a swine flu???
I don't get a word in this message..... no offence.....
...do not go to crowded places..and WASH YOUR HAND
>>>DO NOT TOUCH YOUR MOUTH...NOSE..and EARS..EYES
..a few years ago...the Swine flu wipe out almost the entire village in our country.
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hope u get better.....
if you got the flu.
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